What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

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Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

What do most wives fantasize about?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How did my ex move on very fast?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper